Entries Tagged as 'Cincinnati Bengals'

April 22, 2008

Apparently the Bengals Want to Suck*

*Which means, they really like being bad at football.
ESPN reports today that the Bengals turned down a ridiculously good offer from the Redskins (good for the Bengals, ridiculously bad for the ‘Skins).
Daniel Snyder and his crazy Wide Receiver fetish seems to be alive and well as the ‘Skins (a once proud and respected franchise) offered [...]

April 21, 2008

Getting the “Bird”

Saturday night a good friend and I went to pick up Chipotle for our wives and kids…
As we arrived, a fun, jovial kind of guy comes in after us, skips the entire “S” shaped line-forming apparatus to cut in front of us. Immediately he begins yapping about his slick “Chad Johnson” like moves and continues [...]