Bring it when it counts

…my favorite euphemism for, well, think about it. 

So the Browns…I’m not impressed. I’m not drinking the Brown kool-aid. Come to think of it, if you’re drinking anything Brown you better be careful. I planned on making a lot of comments about the Cleveland Browns and their early start on the NFL draft (since they’ve traded all of their first day picks) but then the Steelers started signing their own crop of players.

As I linked to over the weekend, Chris Mortensen is talking about the Browns and the Super Bowl with way too much proximity. He’s not the only one. Sure the Browns made some nice moves…ok, they made some moves. There always seems to be a team that makes some waves in free agency (see Redskins), more often than not the team that wins the offseason doesn’t win the real-season. I’ll take the real season. I would advise the Brownies to enjoy what’s happening now, while it’s happening.

The only move I really like is resigning Jamal Lewis. A cannot stand Lewis as a player but I believe he still has a lot of ethanol, something wacky, gas in the tank. No, scratch that too. He is a tank.

Derek Anderson is a fraud; in talking with a Browns fan earlier this week I called him Scott Mitchell. Maybe a slight overstatement but I think the Browns should trade him the moment anyone would even think about offering up a first rounder or multiple first day picks. The guy couldn’t hit wide open, all-pro receivers (his own, mind you) in a game in which there is no defense. The clock has struck midnight. Ah, just thought of a new analogy: DA = Charlie Frye.

Donte Stallworth…pointless. They already had a decent offense. What’s the thinking here? And I’ve got serious questions about a guy that is joining his 4th team in 4 years. Someone must know something about this guy, and they’re not telling.

Shaun Rogers, Have fun! Really they should have left the Bengals have him, he would have fit right in. Corey Williams…ok.

Too much Browns talk…Now I need to go take a bath.